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"Hardcore" Downton Abbey fan as described in the Daily Mail.

Elizabeth. "darling-liz". I love classic films and Judy Garland. An eyebrow enthusiast who fears shadows, & being in contact w/loved ones. I lack creativity for a witty description of my tumblr. I was born in Siberia to Russian parent. Yuri, and Natasha. We hid out in a cold drafty shed for the first 4 years of my life until we were liberated by some Mongolians…that took me in who were then killed by some Mexicans who later raised me as one of their own. Now here I am. No more polio.

judy garland
penelope wilton
judy davis
maggie smith
alan rickman
elizabeth taylor
annette funicello
diane keaton

mad men: because it’s my job…

(Source: melodicpond)

I just want to get to 99 followers for fuckyeahpenelopewilton so I can follow it and be the 100th.

Goals, I have them.

Helen Mirren in Red 2

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judyforever:

Candid Judy Garland, 1940s

neurogloss:

hm

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Ready for Game of Thrones and Diana Rigg to whip out her inverted chest penis to attack Tywin Lannister and anyone else who gets in her way tbh

b3mus3d replied to your post: b3mus3d replied to your post: The first one was…

I know, you’re just built like that lol.

It’s not fun being nice all the time. Sometimes the naughty side needs to win.

b3mus3d replied to your post: The first one was for the acronym, but actually…

Lol, so basically, if I’m understanding this correctly, you’d choose to be omniscient out of spite :))))

You should know by now that if there’s even a bit of pleasure and amusement I can get out of being spiteful I’m going to do it.

incrediblepants:

thatpointlessidiot:

mysteryegg:

veggiecoldcuts:

the-more-u-know:

The milkshake:  This is not limited to fast food nor to milkshakes.  That ‘concoction’ is the industry standard artificial strawberry flavoring found in everything strawberry flavored that isn’t naturally flavored.

Chicken nuggets: Total lies.  My sister works at the Tyson plant that provides KFC and McDonalds their nuggets.  There’s no ‘pink paste’ stage.  ’Reflavoring’ is an injection of mostly salt into the meat in order to give it some taste because modern day chicken is nearly flavorless.  If you want to disgust people, show them the conditions of the processing plants that dismantle the chickens.

The pubic hair one: You eat more of your family’s pubic hairs cooking in your own home.  You think you don’t shed once you walk in your own door?

Peanut butter: This is a cold hard truth of food mass production.  There will be insects.  You can never get rid of them or take them out of the process.  The FDA places limits on how much can be allowed into specific foods so that food manufactories don’t get lazy and just say ‘Well we can’t keep it out.’  The FDA limit helps immensely because it makes these places try to keep the insect population down through keeping things clean.

Shellac: Oh my god this is so stupid.  ’Shellac’ is an INGREDIENT.  It’s a NATURAL PRODUCT produced by INSECTS.  It is then PROCESSED into food-grade glaze or colorants, OR into wood and furniture polish.  They don’t just take wood polish and dump it on your jawbreakers.  Grow up.

Bacteriophages: The ‘phages of which you speak are used to kill the listeria virus.  Listeria is a bacteria that attacks the immune system and has a one in five mortality rate.  Bacteriophages?  They’ve been used as an alternative to antibiotic medications in Russia and France for 90 years.  That’s really disgusting and dangerous!

Coke: This is total and complete bunk.  It would have been far more effective to point out that colas and carbonated drinks have been linked to weakened bones in those who overconsume them, but this is complete lies here.  Again.

Salads: I think you mean propylene glycol.  And again, this is bullshit.  PG only causes reactions in those allergic to it.  It has a very low toxicity and can only negatively affect human health if very large amounts are ingested very quickly and over a very short period of time.  By which I mean ‘Find a vat of it and start drinking it and nothing else.’  Again you go for the lie instead of pointing out that fast food salads are processed and contain as much fat and cholesterol as most of the other foods offered by a fast food place.

Beef additives: This has nothing to do with fast food.  This is common in MOST meats in the US.  This is because the US has become so obsessed with the fat content of meat and making it ‘healthy’ that we have literally bred almost all the flavor out of every food animal breed we currently use.  Flavorants are almost ALWAYS injected during processing or most of our meat would be bland and tasteless.   ‘Flavorants’ typically being concentrated broth and/or salt and seasoning.

Cheese: Lies again.  Only those cheeses labelled as ‘Pasteurized process cheese food’ and ‘Pasteurized process cheese spread’ match these stats.  Pasteurized process cheese is simply a blended cheese made to have a sharp taste and be easily melted.  Your lie here is that the 47% is referring to the cheese’s fat content, not cheese content.

This image is full of lies and misrepresented half-truths and anyone spreading this as truthful should rethink their approach.

might i add that insects in food isn’t limited to food that’s mass produced

yeah but how many do people eat during sex?

omg if we’re going to talk about eating pubes then tell me what that number is

DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT THAT REALLY

b3mus3d
The first one was for the acronym, but actually I'm interested in knowing the answers to D, S, and X :)

I sent you an anon but I guess tumblr doesn’t like you because of reasons. I just did S and X so here comes the D, lol.

D. I’m assuming I don’t have to fear madness with all of the knowledge because I’ll be emotionless. I’m stuck because knowing everything would be amazing but then I’ll have nothing new to learn but then again I think the only things that drive my interest to learn new things are my emotions.  There is a satisfaction when learning new things sooooo………that would be kind of boring I think. To know everything you could be able to think out the various ways things could happen kind of like the observers and different timelines! I’m really stuck in between this omg. I’m really leaning towards all knowing because I’d get more done and could be more productive and useful with it. ATM I’m binding my emotions in a corset that keeps wanting to slacken so there is no appeal about choosing the now other than the few good things like laughter and stuff that emotions are able to give to me. I like to laugh but I think it would be a bit more interesting to know everything so I can tell you your wrong a lot more.

deforest:

Greta Garbo picnicking in July during the filming of Love (1927)

judyforever
E, N, Q, S, X. I can see you either answering in a manner that will have us all laughing, or you'll potentially be extremely insightful, your choice. ;)

You must be imagining someone else because insight is lacking here. :p

E. I need my sleep because I like to dream and I’ve had months when it didn’t happen and it was definitely a big mood changer for me. I’m going without drinking because I don’t really have a favorite beverage and I’d like to pee a lot less meaning fewer trips to the bathroom. 

N. Worse nightmare was a religious one involving my mother and I don’t remember but I spent most of the morning thinking about it. It was unsettling. It’s floating in my tumblr somewhere. I don’t think it counts if waking night terrors count because that one involved some random dead girl climbing on top of me and jamming her fingers into my chest squeezing the air out of my lungs lol. My dreams are so much fun.

Q. at the moment I’m in between lol. I’ve spent a lot of time pushing my emotions down because I really hate how easy it is to affect decisions I make so I’ve spent time pushing them away and trying to think with my mind. I do love it when I’m emotionally fulfilled and in high spirits with no fear of being ripped down to the ground. It’s an amazing feeling because I just love everyone but it doesn’t last. You can only reach the high a few times. I’d rather be somewhat sad, I like the sad bits sometimes. So I’m going Rich and emotionally dissatisfied because I’m used to being in that constant mood of fickle and sad. I’ll get my highs jumping out of planes and doing blow when I have the money to afford it.

S. The thought of being able to read minds is kind of cool but I don’t think I could do it. I’d go insane. I already don’t like knowing a lot of people’s opinions on a lot of things. I don’t like knowing what some people think about other people whether I like them or not. I sure as hell don’t want to know what people think about me because if I did then who’s to say it won’t have some effect on me? I don’t want to live up to other people’s expectations and I feel like knowing what they think may persuade me to behave differently to get along with them. If you ever want to know what it’s like to read someone’s mind place yourself in the middle of a room and just observe everyone around you while taking in their conversations. From that alone you can pick up easily on body language and their thoughts on stupid things you don’t care about. I guarantee you’ll be sick of them in no time. Everyone else in the world can read each other’s mind I’d rather not. I want things to happen without my knowing it will and I have no interest in knowing what people are thinking about unless I ask them.

X. Getting rid of smell to strengthen my sight. I think it would be awesome to see for miles or at least more than 3ft in front of me. I have a sensitive nose and the only things I really enjoy smelling are the bread aisles in the supermarket. Most things just nauseate me. Oh wait a second how will I know I smell? I’m going to have to shower a lot just to be sure, aren’t I?

I stand by my smell choice.

b3mus3d
L I Z :D

YOU’RE NOT FUNNY

THE BEATLES BECAUSE THEIR TRIPPY LYRICS APPEAL TO ME IN A FANTASY SORT OF WAY

EVERYONE CRUSHES ON ME. Okay not really but I think I was 6 when I started crushing on some really geeky kid.

YESSSSSS but tbh I respect everyone’s belief because I can understand that for a lot of people their beliefs are tied into their personal experiences with difficult moments throughout their life and I have no desire to question their beliefs and I feel like it’s insulting them on a personal level. You do what you want as long as no one is hurt.

BUT I’LL FOREVER QUESTION YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE CRUEL.

Evil Asks. - These are pretty fucking interesting

A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?
B. What is your first thought when you receive a message on Tumblr, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?
C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior?
D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now?
E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?
F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?
G. Would you rather burn or freeze to death?
H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell?
I. Was the first crush in your life something you had or something someone had on you?
J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?
K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?
L. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?
M. If you could have the ability to manipulate matter or energy, which would you choose?
N. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?
O. Would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again or the rest of your life with second best?
P. All the sequels/remakes/adaptations/rip-offs in movies nowadays, good or bad?
Q. Would you rather be dirt poor and emotionally fulfilled in life or be rich beyond imagination and emotionally dissatisfied for life?
R. Do you have any (secret) feelings of bigotry to any group of people?
S. Would you rather be the only person in the world that can read minds or have everyone else in the world be able to read minds except for your own?
T. If everyone in the world would automatically only know one language, which language would you choose?
U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?
V. A world without religion, good, bad, neutral?
W. The men's rights movement, legitimate cause or laughable, and why?
X. You can eliminate one of your five senses to substantially strengthen the others, which one and would you do it?
Y. Do looks mean anything to you? Don't lie, could you fall in love with someone you thought was ugly?
Z. Can you understand the mindset and logic used by the opposite spiritual opinion? An atheist understanding the belief in a higher power and vice versa.